Drone Power

Scene: The Drone Hangar

Fat Bearded Follower (drone): Hey Hajji, get up! We need to go find the president, seems like he's gone missing!

Bearded Follower (drone): Leave me alone, man. Where are we supposed to go in this weather?!

Fat Bearded Follower: Hajji, it’s embarrassing. We've been bragging all along about our night vision, fog vision, and thermal sensors. Don't let us down! We're supposed to be the regional drone and missile power!

Bearded Follower (now motivated): Yeah, of course! We're a drone power! The same youth building drones and missiles can build our cars too! Let's go find him.

Cut

Two drones flying in a foggy, cloudy sky.

Bearded Follower (shouting): Hajji... Hajji, can you hear us?

Fat Bearded Follower"Drone Power": Sayyid, this isn’t working. Better to ask the locals if they've seen anything.

Bearded Follower: Alright, I’ll ask right now!

Bearded Follower turns to a duck flying next to him.

Bearded Follower: Sir, have you seen a helicopter around here? Had a hard landing?

Duck: Quack, quack.

Cut

It's getting dark. The drones are passing among trees and bears' shadows.

Fat Bearded Follower: Sayyid, it's dark, I can't see anything. Turn on your night vision!

Bearded Follower turns on a flashlight and points it around.

Bearded Follower (loudly): Can anyone hear us? (to Fat Follower) Hajji, still not much visibility!

Fat Bearded Follower: Let me see if I can fix it!

Fat Bearded Follower takes a torch in his hand.

Fat Bearded Follower: Hajji, can you hear us? We came to find you. Where are you?

Bearded Follower: I don’t think we’re gonna find him!

Fat Bearded Follower (worried): Sayyid, let’s just go back. We might get lost ourselves! We’ll deny everything, just say we never had a president named Raisi!

Cut

Inside the hangar, a Turkish drone is giving the crash coordinates to the Iranian drones.

Turkish Drone: Effendi, your president crashed here!

Bearded Follower: Oh, really? Where? Let me see!

Bearded Follower hands the map to the Fat Follower.

Bearded Follower: Hajji, send the guys to these coordinates. (to the Turkish drone) Bro, we knew where he was all along; we were just managing the crisis. Thank you, move along now, don’t linger here.